Recon Federation of Club Penguin

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: After a thrilling Feddiegate investigation, RFCP finally holds its most anticipated event of the year, the Feddies!

Yesterday, RFCP held the third Feddies. This historic event took place on Ukahala, and enlisted and ally alike donned black tie attire for the occasion. Not only was the award show highly anticipated due to it being one of the oldest RFCP traditions, and where the army names its Legends, but a thrilling investigation (FEDDIEGATE!) led up to it.

When our investigative team interrogated Billy Bot Thorton on Ukahala in the secret underground grotto, as the clues pointed out, a mysterious figure named “A Penguin” arrived unexpectedly at the scene. He was cloaked and masked.

A Penguin (perhaps standing for Armando? Allen?) said that Billy Bot was innocent and he just needed to lure them there so he could meet them and deliver the warning that the Feddies must NOT be scheduled for Sunday. Sunday, he said, is when a bomb was set to go off. A Penguin tasked the soldiers with doing all in their might to stop Prior Bumble from scheduling the Feddies for Sunday while A Penguin continued to track down the culprit. Sure enough…

Commissar Coolj even alerted us that Nicki would NOT be coming when a bomb threat is in play. She has a CHILD.

After much convincing, Prior relented and rescheduled the Feddies.

Then, the soldiers heard from the elusive A Penguin when he seized control of the DMing bot in RFCP.

But there was little time. The event finally was at hand! At what seemed like a non-coincidental and suspicious moment, cpps.io crashed, and the ceremony was redirected to Ukahala. Attendees gathered at the stage and eagerly awaited their host, who, in the past, was the famous Lieutenant Lucky Quinn. Who would it be this time?

Gasp!

A Penguin arrived on the stage and began announcing awards. But where was Prior Bumble? It couldn’t be right. Commissar Coolj attempted to arrest A Penguin, and the cloaked figure fled. He was apprehended in the boiler room and admitted to coordinating all of Feddiegate so he could wrest control of the sacred event. With all confessed and no options left, he released Prior Bumble. Guests moved to Anilia’s igloo for the real ceremony.

We never found out A Penguin’s true identity.

Now, let’s finally put Feddiegate aside and get to the awards! Below is the complete list:

Congrats to all the winners, and new RFCP LEGEND, SHALLISSA.

And lastly, let’s take a look at some of the STUNNING outfits our troops dazzled in.

And thus closes another spectacular Feddies, with moving words from our Commander.

“This army has changed my life. I am not the same person I was before it. I have discovered who I really am. Because of RFCP. Because of Prior Bumble. Because of you.”

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–Exactly as the title said. Prior Bumble gets really excited over DragonTales.

Ever since joining RFCP from RPF, Corporal Krispy has blessed the army with video streaming, and has even been granted his very own voice channel called “Krispy TV.”

While RFCP’s official movie night is every Saturday at 9:00 p.m. EST, where family-friendly films are streamed for the army, sometimes after a poll with options, Krispy TV has brought entertainment almost every night.

One day, Krispy asked for requests. Commander Prior Bumble suggested DragonTales, the lovable PBS Kids show from 1999.

He forgot about making this recommendation, until getting a ping from Sergeant Joshafter telling him to enter the voice chat, only to find….

Prior Bumble was indescribably excited.

We just thought y’all should know.

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: RFCP establishes a new division that is classified under “Top Secret.” Pink Cloud reports in her first article after graduating from training! [NOTE: This has nothing to do with Feddiegate].

On June 30th, 2020, General Sha announced that there would be a new secret division.

RFCP still remains confused about what this division is about. Gen. Sha’s last line saying that she wouldn’t be responding to DMs immediately makes it even more interesting.

As time went on, we managed to acquire additional evidence. A strange, bright blue role called “Fox” appeared in the server.

Currently, Maj. Microham is the only enlisted to hold both the “Fox” and “Den Fox” roles, so we are assuming that members of this division are called Foxes and the division head is called the Den Fox. Whatever Foxes do for RFCP, we congratulate Microham on this executive position.

Later, we were even able to snag the division’s new banner from Commander Prior. Here it is:

Its namesake certainly fits tradition for RFCP, using military-operation buzzwords and having a number attached to it. Commander Prior had only one statement.

“BF20 is a high (but certainly not the highest-level) clearance division. It will be added to our divisions page, but its functions will not be disclosed at this time.”

What is this new secret division about? As for now, RFCP has no clue. Let us hope that we find out soon.

Do YOU have any theories? Let us know in the comments.

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: Battle review of the second RPF/RFCP conflict this week, and how the force-treaty rule in CPAH is being resisted.

As RPF continued its path of aggression towards RFCP following the invasion of Yukon, it became clear what the motive was: force-treaty RFCP.

A “forced treaty” in the CPAH league is where an army that is wiped off the map must sign a treaty with the winning opposition–the treaty can be almost anything the victors demand–and CPAH will uphold it. Usually, this includes CPAH invalidating any effort for the defeated army to rise back up and fight back against its enemy for several weeks. Of course, it includes a flex of pride for the triumphant army as well, forcing an enemy first-in-command to kneel and lend their signature.

But RFCP never kneels.

This forced-treaty was a fate Prior Bumble demanded evading at all costs. Before RPF took Yukon on Thursday, LGA had transferred RFCP a server (Antarctica, CPR) so as to avoid the Black Ice Alliance imposing yet another mandatory contract on a smaller army.

Not long after, LGA paid the price of helping RFCP. RPF released a scathing post declaring that the Limes were no longer their allies, and scheduled an invasion of RFCP’s newly gifted server.

To enlist aid in the defense of Antarctica, RFCP joined the SMAU (Small/Medium Army Union) and linked arms with PZF, WT, and LGA to max in the low 30s. It was a shallower max than RFCP is used to seeing, especially with allies, but reflected the ulterior plans of the RFCP Commander: Prior Bumble wasn’t in this battle to win.

“Not the defense, anyway,” he said. “RPF numbers can’t be overcome, but their intellect can be.”

Indeed, Prior pulled off a successful stunt with the help of PZF 1ic, Snork. Minutes before the battle, Snork transferred Iceland (CPA) to RFCP, and promptly scheduled an invasion on it to prohibit RPF from invading the territory. As soon as the RPF-RFCP feud was complete, PZF canceled the invasion and RFCP transferred the land back to them within seconds.

This successfully shuffled RFCP out of being force-treatied by RPF, according to the laws of CPAH (you mad, RPF?).

Many, now, are rising up against this law and the tyranny of the Black Ice Alliance (RPF and IW united).

“I was one of the leaders hoodwinked into voting for the force-treaty law,” said Prior. “My original vote was no, and then IW told me we could be allies if I changed my vote. I agreed. Now look where we are. I will make up for that naivety and rage against this league manipulation.”

With RFCP free from RPF inquisition, it is no doubt this is far from over. Prior Bumble is not a passive political actor, and the “White Flame” and “THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE AROUND HERE” tactics continued to be dropped during battle, alluding to a greater movement on the way.

Now, without further ado, we will review the Defense of Antarctica which took place on August 8, 2020 at 3:30 p.m. EST, on the proxy server Alaska (CParmies).

Iceberg

Commissar Coolj began leading this room as Prior had to step aside briefly. Commander Prior returned at around the third tactic. RFCP entered with E+T battle cries and moved into a + while RPF surrounded. RFCP once again suffered from room lockouts, with fallen soldiers left behind at the cove. RPF taunted: “YOU ARE SURROUNDED” to which RFCP replied, “BY HYPOCRISY.” RFCP then performed an EZ waterfall and shifted into a V formation. RPF held its position and then bombed, adopting an A formation. Spamming jokes, RFCP bombed as well and surrounded, then E6 raked and formed upside-down T. This totals to RPF making only two formations in this room to RFCP’s four.

Mine Interior

RFCP E5 entered this room as RPF repeated a tactic from the last battle “WHU YU SAY.” Prior ordered an X formation as RPF adopted a = with a | in the middle. RPF also said their name again, which RFCP congratulated. Then RPF repeated the tactic ‘BIG WORD BUBBLE” from the previous room. RFCP bombed and formed an inverted V. RPF did not move. Finally RPF awakened and bombed into an L formation, which Prior countered with a / formation after an ! emojie waterfall.

This totaled three RFCP formations to RPF’s two.

Forts

At this time, Discord crashed. Both armies sat in tense anticipation as the room announcement failed to arrive at :20 and even :21. When it finally came, it seemed RFCP flooded in while RPF lagged behind. Then, the technical difficulties caused all to stumble. Orders could not be sent in the channels. Both armies were in disarray. The room was ruled VOID by the judges.

Conclusion

Of course RPF takes Antarctica. But they will be losing much more…

Erat ipso sacra.

Follow the White Flame.

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: The RFCP gained two new Officers when Coffee and Anilia were promoted at the same time!

On August 4, 2020, our Commander said that he had a very exciting announcement at :10, right after posting the cancellation of  the 3:00 a.m. defense of LGA’s Belly Slide from the Holds Bugs Army (HBA).

This made RFCP very excited, because The Prior Bumble was going to be giving this announcement.

A few minutes later, He announced that MicroHam had been promoted to Major, but, most importantly, Coffee and Anilia had been promoted to Field Marshals, making them Officers.

Coffee, who was asleep at the time, said that at first she had no idea that she had been promoted. She woke up to see Anilia’s name in pink, so she checked the news and found out. 

I asked Coffee how she first felt, and here was her reply:

“I had woken up around 5:00 a.m. EST and was half asleep, checking chats and DMs, when I noticed Anilia was pink! I was thinking, ‘Yes, finally!’ then I checked the #news and saw that I also got promoted to FM! I was excited. I cried happy tears. Officer is such a big honor to have. I never thought I would make it this far, but I did.”

This came as a shock to her, and she was very happy.

As for Anilia, she thought that the announcement was going to be something about the Feddies, as there was a lot of controversy about that topic at the time.

I asked her how she first felt when she found out that she was a Field Marshal. Here was her reply:

 “When Commander Prior said that there is going to be an announcement in 10 minutes, I assumed that it was gonna be about Feddiegate, because there is a lot of controversy going around right now in the server about why it was postponed. So, when it was actually him saying that I am going to be an Officer now, I literally was in shock. I couldn’t believe it at all. Honestly, it took me a while to realize that I’m an Officer now. Sure, I’ve been in training to be an Officer, but the reality of it didn’t hit. For example, I could send messages and update stuff in #news as well as send gifs and photos into #general-chat. I am so glad to be here as Field Marshal, though. I love RFCP, and coming this far makes me happy because I can do more things for the amazing soldiers in RFCP. Er feut al su’v x kinn. Sch’ock sum nuvar. ”

[The Penguin Latin translation of what Field Marshal Anilia said is: “I love this army and family. Stronger as one.”]

Anilia and Coffee are active and loyal members of RFCP, so they deserved being Officers. Anilia had a huge impact on the whole Navy and RFCP, as she encouraged everyone to recruit, and got more members into this loving community. Coffee has been integral in ZCA operations and supporting soldiers who need a compassionate ear.

In conclusion, congratulations to MicroHam, Coffee, and Anilia on getting promoted!

Good luck being Officers. :salute:

Pink_Cloud_8

RFCP Reporter-in-Training

 

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: The logo hunt week has concluded! RFCP reporter Da Best reveals answers and prizes.

Hello, troops of RFCP!

Last week I gave you all a challenge, and that was to find all the logos hidden in old blog posts and then send them to me. The first three to win were promised triple-digit Bumble Buck prizes, and all to complete it afterwards would receive $50 BB.

We had a few responses, and in this post I will go through where every answer was and say who won the overall prize.

What was the hunt about?

The hunt was about going to look in old blog posts for these logos, like this:

Players took a picture of where it was at, and noted down the number on the logo. The little game was for a bit of fun and to play around a little as it was one of my first posts, so I wanted to make it appealing. You also needed to find all of Prior’s kidney stones, which the answer was:

Where were all the logos hidden in?

Below are all of the blog links and the number of the logo next to it:

https://priorbumble.blog/2020/02/16/the-evolution-of-the-cpw-map/ 15 https://priorbumble.blog/2019/07/23/round-two-of-the-summer-circuit-tournament/ 212 https://priorbumble.blog/2019/10/29/historic-rfcp-claims-most-populated-server-blizzard-cpr/ 432 https://priorbumble.blog/2019/12/08/500-bill-added-to-rfcp-treasury/ 12 https://priorbumble.blog/2020/05/07/standing-powers-syndicate-new-alliance-formed/ 42 https://priorbumble.blog/2020/05/10/how-popular-is-the-rfcp-blog-stats-released/ 63 https://priorbumble.blog/2019/06/29/siege-of-antarctica/ 30 https://priorbumble.blog/2019/09/05/know-your-homeland-an-overview-of-rfcps-sixteen-servers/ 502 https://priorbumble.blog/2020/07/08/from-canoes-to-battleships-navy-admiral-introduces-new-point-system-that-invigorates-the-ausia/ 46
https://priorbumble.blog/2020/04/30/world-at-war-cpa-world-war-viii-breaks-out/ 13 https://priorbumble.blog/2020/05/13/rfcp-top-ten-top-twenty-rankings/ 52 https://priorbumble.blog/2020/01/16/feddiegate-are-the-awards-corrupt/ 10

You also needed the sum of the numbers, which was 1429 ( for any #feddiegate investigators reading out there, there are no other connections to it i hope…!)

Who is on the podium?

In order of who finished the hunt the quickest:

1^st Place Field Marshal Anilia

2^nd Place Field Marshal CoffeeBean

3^rd Place Colonel Sillabyee

Conclusion

If you want to see something like this on the blog again, make sure to send Da Best#6362 a note and include any suggestions you may have to improve this series. Thank you to everyone who played–comment on this post if you did (and sent your answers to Da Best) to receive your $50 BB–and we will do this again in the future with maybe more logos or more hiding spots. I will also use this moment, if Commander Prior keeps this in, to say that if you have any burning questions for Commander Prior for a special upcoming blog post, please DM me, and also DM me which HICOM you want to see me talk about next!

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: RFCP reporter-in-training Pink Cloud introduces her new series for the blog, “What Would You Do?”

Today’s What Would You Do question is:

What would you do if some enemy army started raiding our discord server when Prior Bumble is offline?

I got answers from the following people…

1. Admiral PyxelPranav, M.H. – “I’d ban them and tell them they’re a huge piece of shit.”

2. Sergeant Infector – “Like, as an officer, I would try my best to stop him, and if he goes out of control, I would inform an[other] officer. I can take help from other soldiers to tackle those [raiders].”

3. Brigadier Drewls – “I’d let an officer know; if none were online, I would at least DM someone. Then, uhh, while waiting for assistance, tell the raider(s) they’re a clown, honestly.”

4. Ice Agent Ace – “Keep calm and wait for the online officers to take over the situation or [wait] until they command/say something.”

5. Captain AquaStarr – “I would inform the officers, and [if] by some chance they aren’t online either, then I’d go to the highest rank available. If that so happens to fall onto me? I can’t really answer, since it all really depends on the situation. What I’m trying to say is: I would try my best to keep the RFCP safe.”

6. Brigadier JustinTFC – “Get another officer, tell them to stop talking, get touchvpn instantly, and go into lockdown. (Them as in soldiers.)”

What would YOU do? Let us know in the comments!

Pink_Cloud_8

RFCP Reporter-in-Training

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: An ex-RPF soldier gives the RFCP blog an exclusive interview after battling against his former army for Prior Bumble.

KrispyYeet, also known as “Panic! All The Time,” joined the ranks of RPF on May 21st, 2020. As summer deepened, RFCP’s newest golden boy, Captain SupremeP0wer, M.M., introduced his friend Krispy to RFCP as a visitor. This tour of RFCP came with special permission from Commander Prior, as the army’s policy of ukahala isolation had not yet been relaxed. Krispy’s visitation pass was good for 72 hours, but, before his time could expire, RPF filled his head with anti-RFCP propaganda and forced him to leave.

A few weeks later, Krispy quit RPF and inquired at RFCP for membership. He now serves as an Ice Agent in the army of Prior Bumble, and the blog caught up with him just hours after he served in his first battle against his former leader.

Q: Why did you quit RPF?

A: I felt a lack of individuality as well as having repetitive events that got boring for me. After visiting some other armies, RFCP stood out to me because they seemed enthusiastic about Club Penguin as well as being a community. The events in RFCP also branched out of Club Penguin which was refreshing.

Q: Can you elaborate on the repetitiveness of the events in RPF? Did RPF feel robotic?

A: The RPF events were basically the same thing over and over again, just with different costumes each time. Everyone wore the same thing though, so there was no room for individuality. On top of that, on their website, all their reports were the same saying, only changing the numbers of people who joined or something trivially simple like that. The most creativity put into the events is making names for them. Even then, there was repeats at some point.

Q: Tell us your experience of being treated unfairly by RPF and others after you decided to join RFCP.

A: Well, one thing that stood out to me was the spread of rumors about me troopstealing once I joined RFCP. I got banned from RPF, yet I still wanted to talk to the friends I made there, so I made a server where I could have my old friends from RPF and new friends from RFCP in one place [Commander Prior gave permission]. However, one of the RPF people told hcom, and their hcom started DMing my friends from RPF, telling them I am troopstealing. Instead of asking about the server, the RPF hcom went behind my back and made my friends turn against me.

Q: We are so sorry about that. Are clearly stating you quit RPF of your own accord and RFCP did not troopsteal you or any RPF?

A: Yes, I left RPF on my own free will; I was not poached.

Q: You came from an army that maxes 90 to one that maxes in the 30s. Did this play into your decision?

A: Not at all. Numbers are not a big deal to me as long as it’s fun.

Q: How did it feel to fight against your old army for RFCP for the first time today?

A: When I first heard of the battle, I was nervous because I did not want bad blood with the army, but events leading up to the battle allowed me to realize that they’re just another army and, at the end of the day, Club Penguin is just a game, so it should not be taken as seriously as some people take it. So, coming into battle, I was just happy to be alongside my brothers and sisters in arms.

Q: How has your experience in RFCP been so far? Have you seen anything that suggests the negative rumors about RFCP are true?

A: It’s been overwhelmingly positive; better than I could have ever imagined!! As far as rumors go, I do not see any proof of the rumors.

Q: Anything you want to say to your former army or crazzy?

A: It was a good fight while it lasted, but there is no longer a place for me in RPF.

Q: Any last comments?

A: Thank you RFCP for all your hospitality and welcoming arms! You guys are awesome!

After the interview, Krispy had a question for Prior.

“How does it feel knowing im from an enemy team?” he asked.

“It makes me excited to give you a better home,” said Prior. “And your forever one.”

A little harsh on RPF today, we are. But we can’t hog ALL the open letters 🙂

Good game today, fellow Federation!

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