Recon Federation of Club Penguin

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: Brand new RFCP Reporter, and ex-CPAM Reporter, SupremeP0wer, editorializes the first battle of the RFCP Civil War, which turned into RFCP vs. CPAM, as usual.

“My soldiers are ordered to silence right now. Because we see no LFA. Only harassers. We see Pookie, Tylund, Cobra. We see no LFA.“

Prior Bumble

Legendary Battle Review: RFCP v “LFA“

             Just hours ago, the Recon Federation of Club Penguin and the army claiming to be “LFA” logged on to battle upon the grounds of Club Penguin Rewritten’s Beanie. During the meetup, Water Viking (WV) raiders reared their ugly beaks in the island’s Town, and later on, RPF leader Crazzy, DCP Leader-In-Training Pookie, and ACP soldier Maddiecw were caught fighting in LFA, Amelia’s army. Because of this, the event progressively spiraled out of control. In this blog post, I will review the battle, determine the winner by means of logic, and then announce RFCP’s next rebellion-quenching move to the public.

Review

             Around 19:30 EST, RFCP soldiers slowly trickled into the Docks of CPR’s Beanie in preparation for battle and reached a max of 30. When the clock struck 20:00, Water Vikings joke bombed the Federation’s meetup room. From there on, complete chaos broke out. Amelia decided to arrive five minutes late, while RFCP remained silent as Commander Prior discussed the unplanned and somewhat alarming developments.

             In hopes of losing the raiders and giving LFA the chance to battle fairly, the two armies officially relocated to Zipline’s Beach. RFCP entered the room, joke bombed, deployed a V formation, and eagerly waited for their competitors to show. After a minute or so, their challengers entered the beach, but to Prior Bumble’s surprise, CPAM regulars such as Crazzy, Pookie, Tylund, Cobra, Games, Dino, and others, battled as LFA.

Solemnly, RFCP remained silent as what turned into an army of CPAM harassers paraded around insulting RFCP leaders and supporters. Even civilian bystanders called out our opponents for their rudeness.

RFCP officers relayed Prior’s orders to “Stand your ground” while Prior continued to demand answers in the leader/judge group chat.

With each room the two armies entered, the insults worsened. What was RFCP’s response to their personal attacks? Silence. Not one soldier performed a single word or emote tactic as the harassers brutally attacked them. Intensifying the harassment, an “LFA” soldier would then shout doxxing information. Proof provided upon request to prevent further publication of it.

Verdict

Several days before tonight’s battle, both Prior and Amelia agreed to specific war terms. If either army broke these terms, the result agreed upon was an immediate forfeit of the battle, leaving the opposing army with the victory. One of the terms agreed upon, named the DBAD (Don’t Be A Dick) Clause, stated the following:

Because section D of the DBAD clause and the no allies rule were broken by LFA in tonight’s battle, Amelia hereby forfeits the battle and RFCP rightfully receives the victory.

Declaration

             Despite blatant use of allies from almost every army, and those allies violating the DBAD Clause, both which Amelia agreed to, CPAM Judge, Max, “voided” the battle because of the mass shenanigans that lead to RFCP’s silence. Tonight, RFCP declares its victory regardless, and another battle against LFA’s rebellion. It is scheduled for Sunday, June 28, at 23:00 EST; the CPPS to be CPR, Beanie, and the rooms Cove, Iceberg, Arcade. Amelia was notified in DMs before the 24 hour deadline.

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: RFCP will put down insurgent rebellion. Traducción Española: aquí.

The Recon Federation of Club Penguin

DECLARES CIVIL WAR

on the rebels formerly known as

LFA (Los Facheros Army)

whose leader, Amelia9543, broke her agreement and promise with Prior Bumble twenty-four hours after RFCP made them their own server and division called the RFCP Marines. RFCP opens its last article up for public inspection to see the great hospitality and welcome Prior, Kerx, and Jeremito extended to the LF army.

We schedule the following battle:

Saturday June 27, 8:00 p.m. EST on Beanie (CPR)

Beach, Berg, Forest

It shall be called the RFCP Civil War

although LF insurgents made up less than 5% of the army.

No allies. Battles only on cpps.io, CPR, or supercpps. Abide by our DBAD (Don’t Be a Dick) Clause.

As always, if the defending rebels are cowardly and no-show, there will be further and more creative consequences to drive home our point.

We consider this an internal problem and therefore in keeping with Ukahala isolation. However, RFCP is certain the typical tomatoes will be thrown our way because how dare we “punish” people who decide not to be in our army! RFCP is certain Amelia will be showered with praise among our critics for seceding, which she already has been. This is NOT a case of a soldier joining and realizing it’s not for them, which we graciously accept. The truth is that Amelia broke a promise and was extremely disrespectful in her conduct. Her word meant nothing to her; our extreme lengths to welcome her mergers meant nothing to her. It took RFCP an entire day to make all the arrangements for her soldiers. She brought disgrace to Vizcondes Kerx and Jeremito’s new division, which is still surviving. We are so glad that RFCP is not an army that merges and unmerges and reforms and dies and rebrands as she does.

The rebels will be taught a lesson.

You want to be your own army? Be one. Fight us.

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Is it just us, or does the RFCP oath sound different?

That’s because, today, more than a dozen mergers pledged to say it in Spanish. At approx. 4:15 p.m. EST, former Penguin Army Force (PAF) and Wild Ninja (WN) 1ic, Kerx, came out of retirement and joined RFCP. Both armies were the two largest Spanish-speaking entities in CPA.

The former CPW Admin and longtime supporter of Prior Bumble accepted the same rank as his old Wild Ninja co-leader, Jeremito: Vizconde, which means “Viscount” in English. It is the equivalent of Colonel and makes him 4ic.

“I didn’t plan for this,” said Cmdr. Prior, “but after Kerx swore in, things just sort of mobilized in Command Room. I figured while Kerx was online, I’d ask if he could drill ahead some progress with the Spanish division Jeremito set out to start. Within moments, we were in two separate meetings with Alex42152 and Amelia9543, 1ics of the current Spanish armies.”

Alex, who is attempting to revive Wild Ninjas, listened as Kerx and Prior tried to persuade him to merge his army into RFCP’s new Marines division.

“En mi caso,” said Kerx, “sería una buena idea e incluso podrías regresar a la comunidad de armies más fuerte.”

In my view, this would be a good idea [for Wild Ninjas] and would bring you back to a strong army community.

“RFCP tiene mucho que ofrecer,” Prior echoed. “Tenemos nuestros propios cpps, una familia grande y amorosa, y generalmente tenemos un máximo de alrededor de 30.”

RFCP has a lot to offer. We have our own cpps, a large and loving family, and we generally have a max of around 30.

Alex, while friendly, was not convinced.

But Amelia was.

Enter LFA, a Spanish-speaking army of around 15 soldiers led by Amelia9543. The combination of already being in search of a positive merger and of having good previous relationships with Kerx and Prior made for a quick acceptance.

But Amelia had one stipulation. She added Prior’s oldest ally and Brazilian brother, EGCP 1ic Edu14463, into the group chat.

The group celebrated.

“God it was good to see him again,” said Prior.

Amelia made an announcement in her server and the merge into RFCP, and the huge boost for the Marines that came with it, was official.

Hello! I want to say come to this army. We have merged with them, which means that LFA now agrees with RFCP, and all members will join it. Here we will follow LFA events and enjoy more users and more fun. It is led by Prior. Everyone who joins will thank you. LFA will still be alive; your name will be there. I wait for you to join. Upon joining, they will give you directions to enter the real server. Thank you so much for being with the LFA community and keeping it alive for a long time. But, I feel that there, [in RFCP,] LFA will be better. I will be there, doing events and so on. Please join me.

One by one, Amelia’s soldiers trickled in to RFCP and Vizconde Kerx oathed them in in Spanish.

Yet more are expected to arrive tomorrow.

But not only mergers were made Marines on this day. Previously enlisted like Corporal Hirijo, Major CC, Corporal El Hauchimingo, Colonel Pixie, and Brigadier Aqua were assigned to the new division as well.

Why, you ask? What makes an RFCP Marine?

“Anyone who can speak Spanish comfortably, without a translator,” said Cmdr. Prior. “One exception being me!”

The RFCP Marines made a big splash with a new channel in RFCP Discord accessible only with a new Marines role, just like the Air Force (headed by Red Baron Jamie) and the Navy (headed by Admiral Pyxel) do. This division will be headed by the two Vizcondes, Kerx and Jeremito, with the help of Amelia9543, who accepted Major. This makes it the only military-branch division headed by 4ics rather than 3ics, like Admr. Pyxel and Red Baron Jamie.

In addition to the channel, an entire RFCP Marines server was made. It is a Jr. RFCP server with limited identical channels like #rules, #army-basics, #announcements, and #event-alert but entirely in Spanish.

“The RFCP Marines server is NOT meant to segregate Marines from the main Discord,” Prior clarified. “We are all ONE, no matter our language, creed, or background. Marines are expected to primarily use the main RFCP Discord, but the Spanish server is a great resource for them to get a large amount of information in their language.”

We are one!

Welcome! This is the center of the RFCP Marines, our
Spanish-speaking division of the military. We have both a server and a channel in the main RFCP discord. I am Prior Bumble, your 1ic and leader of the RFCP. I use a translator, but everyone else in the channel and the server speak Spanish. Viscount Kerx and Viscount Jeremito are the founders of the Marine Corps. I am very happy that you are here and I hope that soon you feel the love of this army. It’s the best army of all and it’s even better now that you’re in the family. Long live the Marines! Long live the RFCP!
With my love,
Commander Prior

RFCP blog would have liked to interview Kerx, Jeremito, and Amelia for this post, but regrets that they have normal sleep schedules and were not available.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE OPENING MARINE CORPS EVENT!

THURSDAY, 4:00 P.M. EST

RFCP MARINES VS. RFCP AIR FORCE

Practice Battle

Location: Ukahala.

A merger welcome party will be held on Friday at 5:00 p.m. EST.

The bandera, or flag, of the Marines is as follows:

Viva Marine Corps!

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Nowadays, we like to use blog titles that will make all the non-enlisted snoopers extra mad that they can’t read it. We think this title will definitely do the trick.

Indeed, it does not lie. Prior decided to make today a noteworthy one for the army.

And so, on June 13, 2020, this army unprecedentedly became an ant colony.

Although RFCP already had the “work in unison for the good of the army and worship salute the leader” vibe down, some key changes were made, including editing all the roles to have “Ant” before them, and nicknames too. General Coolj is believed to have inspired this idea by recommending it to Prior to increase our “cult-ure” (get it?).

Throughout the day, officers dropped unannounced photographs of heavy objects in the general chat, which all ants were obliged to respond to with aid of some sort.

Whenever Prior, now called Ant King (instead of Ant Queen), said anything (anything at all) in chat, the ant soldiers responded:

We understand the server will return to normal after today. But the question burning in everyone’s mind is…why?

“I just wanted today to be special,” said Commander Prior.

It was, for sure. But every day here is.

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One year ago today, Prior Bumble founded the Recon Federation of Club Penguin.

Here is to many, many more anniversaries.

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Today, on June 5, 2020, the one year anniversary of the RFCP’s founding, the high command proclaimed a new official edict that establishes the army as a real world organization.

With this formal document, RFCP declared itself as an entity that supersedes not only Club Penguin, but the digital realm. It reads, “RFCP…shall institute itself as a real world organization.”

“I am looking into trademarks, copyright, and nonprofit corporation formation avenues for RFCP as we speak,” said Commander Prior Bumble.

The edict stands out from other official army documents in both style and timing. First, its futuristic theme alludes to the message of progress and continuity the ECHO asserts. It is also hopeful. “Hortative” is a seldom used word in the English language which means “giving strong encouragement.”

Its timing is also significant, being signed on the sacred date of June 5.

“This makes it one of the most important official documents in RFCP history,” said Prior. “It answers formally the question ‘Is RFCP still an army?’ for the chapters moving forward and opens doors to us for physical world operations.”

In the past weeks, hicom in #command-room have been discussing how RFCP might evolve into an active “irl” organization, including one that practices fraternal volunteer engagement (like the Lions Club and Rotary Club) as well as offers opportunities for employment and internship to grow life skills and build young resumes to better the lives of our members.

“It’s not at all out of the question,” said Prior. “We raised $222 USD for coronavirus relief when we concentrated our energy on it as an army.”

And Prior argues that RFCP officers are already the equivalent of real volunteers. They run the organization with him, offer their time to counsel members, and consistently problem solve, without pay.

For those who don’t know, the Salvation Army is a worldwide organization focused on relief efforts, that functions with military ranks, faith tenets, and even a supreme commander.

All of these above ideas are in line with the possibilities opened up by the ECHO.

To many, this edict won’t come as too great of a surprise. Since entering Ukahala, RFCP has expanded to games other than Club Penguin, including Animal Crossing, Minecraft, Roblox, and Terarria. All of these mediums are alien to Prior Bumble, the army’s beloved “boomer.” He does not join the soldiers in these endeavors, but he supports it out of a desire to see the army happy.

Of course, the ECHO does not say that Club Penguin will cease being an integral part of the army.

“We are still a Club Penguin army,” said Prior, “we’re just not only a Club Penguin army.”

The RFCP intends to continue using Club Penguin and will not be dropping it from its historic name. In fact, RFCP is maybe the only Club Penguin army in existence that already has preparations in place to survive the Flash apocalypse so Club Penguin usage can endure past 2020 for us.

The ECHO document is currently being signed by all other officers in contrasting time zones, but, per the terms laid out in the Constitution, Commander Prior and Commissar Opino’s signature alone have passed the document into law.

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–Happy Anniversary, RFCP!

We’re less than 24 hours away now from the 1 year RFCP anniversary, and excitement has been building all this week. Today, the blog shares spectacular monuments the soldiers erected in their homes and environments to honor the army.

Finally, Commander Prior carved RFCP into a tree, which will permanently stand sentinel in his beloved nearby woods.

Remember, this is our first birthday, but not our last. The world will know and admire RFCP.

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