The 8th Semiannual Feddie Awards

Posted on January 29, 2023 by priorbumble1

NORTHERN LIGHT, UKAHALA–The army’s most fanciful occasion brought with it some unforgettable surprises…including a boy band.

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There’s a #you-tried Channel in Portal

Posted on January 22, 2023 by priorbumble1

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–For the trolls who make absolute fools of themselves in our Portal server, a special channel called #you-tried memorializes the hilarity forever. Exclusive interview below!

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Results of the RFCP Triathlon

Posted on January 17, 2023 by hamsterloverl

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–3 games in 36 hours! RFCP TRY-athlon-s a twist on its weekly CPPS event!

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RFCP Counts to 500…and then 0

Posted on January 4, 2023 by hamsterloverl

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–Breaking news: The army can’t count.

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Stars and Leaves: New Ranking Policies for 3ic and 6ic

Posted on January 2, 2023 by priorbumble1

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–The Commander announces brand new changes to the ranking structure. 

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RFCP Rings in the New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2023 by hamsterloverl

NORTHERN LIGHTS UKAHALA–2023, watch out for RFCP! RFCP prepares to celebrate the beginning of a new year, with lots of fun happening in the span of a day!

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