Orange Is the New Purple

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–Why do all officers suddenly share a cryptic status? Is it foreshadowing? Should I obey them? All of those questions and more will be answered in this post by Senior Reporter Arne!

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Weird RFCP Memes You Didn’t Know Existed!

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA—We all know and love the classic memes of RFCP, but what about the hilarious lesser-known gems in our history? Read on for 5 bizarre and hysterical RFCP moments you probably missed!

Our Gems! | Hidden Gems
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The Curse of Microwaveable Hamster

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA—Is RFCP’s newest third-in-command cursed? What does this curse cause? Is it dangerous? Read more for Senior Reporter and Field Marshal Arne’s Investigation on the topic.

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The Economy’s on Fire! For All the Wrong Reasons

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA—Fires! Fires! More fires! RFCP burns down several channels, including the bank! What does this spell for the future of the RFCP economy? Keep reading for an exclusive look and a few laughs at this satirical article!

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NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA –– Why did a fire breakout in the server yesterday? Uncle Satchmo went into detective mode for his first ever blog to give us the answers!

Vrygrond fire assessment under way, up to 120 homes ...
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RFCP’s Furby Frenzy

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–As a furry little monster takes over the RFCP server, Colonel MicroHamster goes behind the scenes with the creator of one of the most…interesting RFCP theme days to date. News & Blog » Blog Archive » Furby's Back ...
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Canada: The World’s Best Kept Secret

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: All seems normal in the RFCP server, except there’s a smell of maple syrup in the air…

Canada Flag, Flag of Canada vector | Custom-Designed Icons ...
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