The Recon Federation of Club Penguin is an official Club Penguin Army founded by Prior Bumble, a CPA Legend and original army veteran from 2008. We are one of the strongest and most renowned armies of the modern era. Join us today!Ā
The army is praying for everyone affected by COVID-19. / Soldiers! Remember to practice Internet safety. / RFCP was founded June 5, 2019. / The Constitution of the RFCP is over 3,000 words long. / “Erat ipso sacra!” means “Hold the sacred ground!” in Penguin Latin. / Club Penguin armies have been a subculture of Club Penguin since 2006. / Northern Lights is the longstanding capital of the RFCP. / Prior Bumble has personally spoken to Club Penguin creator Lance Priebe. / RFCP’S first war was called the War of Smoke and Sour. We won! / There are currently nine officers serving in the army’s hicom (high-command). / The record for returning to armies after the longest absence is held by Prior Bumble, who returned after ten years. / RFCP wishes its closest allied leader, Cena, a joyful retirement. / The first documented armed conflict in Club Penguin history was known as the Color Wars. / Legend holds that Prior Bumble is a descendant of the Grey Polar Bears of Int’ai’uto. / RFCP’s current max record at a single event is 47 soldiers. / April 25 of each year is World Penguin Day. / Battles in original army conflict did not use tactics or formations, only size and snowballs. / In 2008, Prior Bumble served in the PRA as second-in-command. It was here that he fought alongside CollinZfresh and Oagalthorp (the founder of all armies).
NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–Happy Father’s Day! On this fitting occasion, this post continues the series called āDad, How Do Iā¦?ā in which Prior Bumble, i.e. āPapa Prior,ā the Father of RFCP, walks you through how to do things a dad would teach you. The series is inspired by a YouTube channel with the same purpose and is especially aimed at helping our soldiers who do not have fathers, have unideal relationships with their fathers, or just need a father figureās love and guidance.
NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–As the army awakens from a mandated period of rest, the soldiers reflect on whether a school-induced hiatus should be a new annual tradition.
The Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP) made history on August 20, 2023, by hosting its famous Feddies Awards at a never-before-used location.
In years past, the award show has been held on Ukahala and CPATG: The Game (a CPPS which is now defunct–for the better). But this occasion, the 9th semiannual Feddies, will be remembered for its soiree on RFCP’s new battle cpps, AoW225.
That choice came with perks. AoW225 utilizes the “modern version” of Club Penguin, with new rooms, shinier graphics, and, most importantly in this case, unique igloo designs. Commander Prior Bumble and a mysterious “Feddies Host” account designed the venue this year, and went with a classic award show theme–well, except for the fourteen life-size teddy bears and the jumbo TV filling the stage.
That screen in the center really gave the event a televised, Hollywood feel. And yes, the cameras were rolling–a video of the evening is in the works.
The 9th semiannual Feddies also distinguishes itself by being the first ever Feddies where more people attended via the livestream than in person! Times–and tech, Prior’s nemesis–really are changing. But we’re here for it!
Those who did arrive in-penguin boasted delicious outfits:
Leading up to the show, soldiers voted on their favorite moments from the past six months and nominated comrades for recognition in various categories. These forms were circulated by Field Marshal Djchoruskid with precision (his usual way!).
DJ did this even while being in the midst of moving houses. That’s incredible!
The show itself kicked off with a traditional agenda: Soldier and server awards announced first, then a game, and finally the big awards revealed.
Not pictured here, attending on the #Bumble-TV voice chat, were Maj. Killua, Ice Agent FourthGearVibes, Agent Ryuu, Field Marshal DJChoruskid, Lt. Trailz (“the bro”), Conq. Don, THR Voidwalker, Corp. herloss, and more. This brings the max conservatively to 13, with 5 in person and 8 on the stream!
But…
What’s a Feddies without a little chaos?
Before the show began, a few penguins got “banned” for 24 hours from our own server! Huh?!
Turns out it was an auto-ban for “coin overdose,” or earning coins too fast in random games. That crisis was averted by instructing soldiers to avoid playing any coin-earning games until the Feddies were over.
But FEDDIEGATE vibes didn’t stop there!
Just at the halfway point, when Prior invited the guests to play a version of “Scenes from a Hat” from Whose Line is it Anyway? (the question was: “What is something you can say about a boat, but not Prior Bumble?”), the Commander’s computer battery died.
While his battery charged, he forged ahead with announcing awards on Discord, trying to keep to the 2-hour schedule. But for the final and biggest award, RFCP Legend…
He insisted on revving up all juice he had left and logging back on.
The ending of this special gala would bring the army again back to Ukahala, the sacred ground.
Congratulations to one-leaf Maj. CCjay for becoming our latest RFCP Legend!
WINNER LIST
Note: Only items/events/behaviors from the past six months (since the last Feddies) were considered eligible, except for the Big Five.
SOLDIER AWARDS
Dank Memer Award: Killua
Up N’ Coming Award: DUSK
Fashionista: CCJay
Patriotic Trooper: Killua
Officer of the Year: Djchoruskid
SERVER AWARDS
Copypasta: “fix that lil bitch ass mouth you got cus i promise you you not as big and bulky thinkin you own this bitch bc trust me you aint shi . you aint change and clearly it shows jus by how goofy and fucking stupid you sound , jus consider the apology that was jus given instead of tryna decline it , shi was said and actions were taken but consider it instead of being a lil whiny ass bitch š§š½āāļø. lil fuckass ignorant hoe @Gen. Microwaveable Hamster, M.M.“
We congratulate all the winners and nominees and encourage everyone to treat themselves like the award-worthy soldier they are. See you in January for coverage of the 10th Semiannual Feddies! Erat ipso sacra.
What was YOUR favorite part of this summer’s Feddies Awards? Let us know in the comments!
NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALAāThe blog continues the series called āDad, How Do Iā¦?ā in which Prior Bumble, i.e. āPapa Prior,ā the Father of RFCP, walks you through how to do things a dad would teach you. The series is inspired by a YouTube channel with the same purpose and is especially aimed at helping our soldiers who do not have fathers, have unideal relationships with their fathers, or just need a father figureās love and guidance.
NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–For the trolls who make absolute fools of themselves in our Portal server, a special channel called #you-tried memorializes the hilarity forever. Exclusive interview below!
“Ever since I joined I have always felt loved and accepted.” — Ice Corporal Ace
“I have been here for about 8 months now and I have enjoyed every bit of it…This is the most supportive, loving, caring, understanding group I have ever seen in my life.” — Ice Corporal Bearz
“My experience here has been always great.”Ā — Captain DemonTFC
“I love this army.”Ā — Sergeant Krispy
“Prior Fucking Bumble is the kindest person I have ever met.” — Red Baron Dab0n
“I have been facing a lot of stuff lately…yall helped me get through it.”Ā — Sergeant L1ghtning
“It has now been 5 months of me being in RFCP, and it has been the best 5 months I have had.”Ā — General Anilia
“From the bottom of my heart, thank you all so much for letting me be part of something so amazing.”Ā — Corporal CandyCorn
“I just felt like something was different with this [army], so i decided to join and check it out, and i am insanely glad i did.” — Major DJChoruskid
“Prior Bumble, thank you for sharing your wonderful soul with us.” — Colonel Microwaveable Hamster
