Sunday Fun-Day: Vol. 5, Issue 1

Posted on May 7, 2023 by priorbumble1

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–The army’s Sunday paper is back as summer kicks off!

Weekly Recap

3 May 2023 (when the Proclamation was released)-7 May 2023

The Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP) used this past week to roll out its summer policies as defined in Commander Prior Bumble‘s Summer Proclamation.

We had a recruitment on Thursday, reaping 1 new soldier.

On Friday, the army held a Pizzatron 3000 event. The high score for this event was 405. We played it right on Ukahala!

Saturday saw the division reports turned in and of course the drawing for the raffle, which…well, was unique. Both the Commander and the Commissar thought they’d purchased tickets, only to be told those were for the previous week! So, Col. Random, who chairs the raffle/lottery, spun a blank wheel for amusement. He then awarded $0 to the winners on a homemade Bumble Buck…

Today, Sunday, is the exciting return of our army newspaper!

This Week in History

May 4, 2020–“Bloody Sunday,” the day when RFCP split up its forces to attend a WW8 battle, 3 LGA battles, and raid PIC and ACP at the same time. Fucking bad ass.
May 7, 2021–TODAY, two years ago, Prior published his Top 5 Tips for Club Penguin Army Leaders.

Soldier of the Week

Not yet reestablished! Should we?! Let us know in the comments!

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Prior Bumble

Soldiers! This is a reminder that you can advertise ANYTHING in the paper, in this section, for a small Bumble Buck fee. Could be your YouTube channel, a special message to a friend, an opportunity to brag to the whole army about an accomplishment…and for just a few more Bumble Bucks, your advertisement can stand out in RED instead of black and white. Please make use of this fun feature of the newspaper.