Hamster Havoc! Battle Report of Historical Significance–And the Return of Prior?

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–In fulfillment of Commissar HamsterloverL’s birthday wish, Commander Prior returned…

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Historic Practice Battle with ACP

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–It’s true! RFCP and ACP put their past behind them and move forward with a friendly and action-packed practice battle.

Credit to ACP for this awesome graphic!
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The Outsiders War Battle Updates: Templars Devastated by RFCP

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: After CPAWL CEO steps in to address judging bias, TCP no-shows battle 4, and fails to provide rooms for the fifth battle, RFCP gains massive 4-1-0 lead in the war.

The Templars of Club Penguin (TCP) appear to be crumbling under the pressure of RFCP. Unfortunately, due to their hicom’s lies, many of the soldiers of TCP are being left in the dark about their poor performance in the Outsiders War.

Battle 1:

26 SEPTEMBER 2020 – 08:00 pm EDT

RFCP kicked off the Outsiders War with a bang and several surprises (you can read about the battle in full detail here). After a rigorous overtime, where Prior Bumble surprise-appeared to rally RFCP spirits, it was announced that RFCP had won the battle. Templars hicom promptly lied about their win in the first battle of the war.

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Battle 1 of the Outsiders WAR
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credits to MicroHamster
This never gets old

Battle 2:

28 September 2020 – 08:00 pm EDT

The second battle was a very close one; RFCP battled tirelessly with TCP into another overtime, but in the end, RFCP came up just short of the win. Could bias have been in play? We certainly like to think so; seeing as Popcorny/Mattsr (TCP advisor) was judging.

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RFCP CALLING TCP LEADERS OUT FOR LYING TO THEIR TROOPS ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE FIRST BATTLE
The (biased) Verdict
A SOURCE CLOSE TO TCP HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT THE BATTLE RESULT

Due to the clear bias in judging, RFCP views this battle as a draw, leading the score of the war to RFCP 1-1-0.

Battle 3:

30 SEPTEMBER 2020 – 08:00 pm EDT

Apparently, members of RFCP aren’t the only ones getting tired of the biases when it comes to judgement of our battles. After the third battle in the Outsiders War, again barreling into overtime, showed clear bias in the judgement, the validity of the result was brought into question with a startling revelation that would change everything.

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RFCP WAR FACES
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IN A HILARIOUS MOVE, RFCP WALKED YELLOW PUFFLES INTO BATTLE AND LED TACTICS SUCH AS: ‘WE BROUGHT THE TEMPLARS’ AND ‘TEMPLARS HAVE FLEAS’
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ONE OF THE MORE HUMOROUS TACTICS RFCP DID WAS ‘XING CLOSE YOUR TABS’
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THE TACTIC WAS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY MEMBERS OF RFCP REMOVING THEIR YELLOW PUFFLES AND SAYING ‘XING CLOSED HIS TABS’

Humor aside, the battle was fast paced with clever tactics and sharp formations for RFCP, once again pushed into overtime. It seemed to be an obvious win until:

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THE (BIASED) VERDICT

RFCP was, understandably, outraged with the results, and it brought forth again the question of bias in the judging of our battles. Thankfully, we weren’t the only ones who thought this was the case. The battle footage was put up for review to Coolguy, CEO of the war’s governing league, and a new verdict was issued:

THE FINAL VERDICT

With the new verdict from an uninvolved and unbiased judge, RFCP gained even more ground with a score of RFCP 2-1-0 in the Outsiders War.

Battle 4:

2 OCTOBER 2020 – 07:59:57 pm EDT

RFCP showed up prepared for our 4th battle with TCP. Apparently the Templars had other plans, because when the time came for the battle to commence, RFCP stood alone on the field.

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“Where is TCP” indeed

Perhaps the Templars were afraid of being destroyed again in the war they declared on RFCP with promises of “not just sitting back” and “putting us in our place”.

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Photo taken from the Templars’ DECLARATION of war BLOG. What else are you lying about Templars? WE’RE WAITING.

Or, maybe, there is more to the story. Did Sha and SupremeP0wer (aka LuckyLuigi–the very user who doxxed Shallissa and her eight-year-old sister, as well as many others) let the Templars crumble while they had a date night? Did Xing need the time to make more alts for his multis? No, readers, unfortunately the trembling Templars decided not to show to last night’s battle because their leaders lied again.

“GOT IT WRONG,” OR LIED TO COVER THE TRUTH?

There was, in fact, a battle last night, dear Templars. Sadly, due to your hicom’s lack of morals, you lost by default giving RFCP a now 3-1-0 lead in the Outsiders War.

The truth behind the fourth battle is actually much more pathetic than having a momentary memory loss and forgetting to post about the battle.

The original terms set by the Templars are as follows:

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Photo from the CPAH blog about the war
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confirmation that these are the terms screenshotted from TCP’s blog

However, shortly after Commander CoolJ set a schedule for last night’s battle, The Templars took it upon themselves to add a new term to the battle arrangements without telling anyone:

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Check out the new Rule Number 3

This new term adopted by the Templars, only after RFCP had scheduled a battle, would have been an automatic loophole win for TCP in the war; seeing that RFCP had scheduled a battle and thus, broke the laughable new term. Sadly, for the Templars, CPAH did not honor their ridiculous new term and the battle went underway without the presence of the timid Templars.

Don’t worry, TCP, we made sure there was a little yellow on the battlefield for you
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E1-E2 alt – shoutout to LEGOMAN
RFCP surrounds Legoman for a few tactics
THE VERDICT

Thanks for the easy win, TCP!

Battle 5:

3 OCTOBER 2020 – 08:00 pm EDT

In an interesting turn of events, after yet another display of dishonesty and cheating by TCP, RFCP won the fifth battle of the Outsiders War without even having to battle!

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IMAGINE BEING SCARED AND NOT GIVING THE OTHER ARMY ROOMS 😉

Yes, you read that right, Templars leaders neglected to give rooms to RFCP. Therefore, the battle was declared a RFCP victory.

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The Templars even attempted to lie to Cobra and say that coolj had them all “blocked.” Fact check–coolj shares a server with them, did not block any of them, and even asked for rooms two minutes beforehand.

We are sure Templars leaders will once again lead their soldiers into a false sense of security by claiming RFCP are cowards, and claim that we are losing the war. However, unlike TCP, we have the facts and screenshots on our side. As you can see, the actual battle results have led RFCP to a 4-1-0 lead in the Outsiders War.

After the Templars’ embarrassing display at last evening’s battle (that apparently even LuckyLuigi was too ashamed to bother attending), RFCP decided to celebrate by having a nice laugh at the expense of TCP with varying memes:

Credits to Cena
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Credits to PAPERBACK Adia
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Credits to MicroHamster
CreditS to Sillabye, who hails from Canada
Credits to Ariel Aries
Credits to JustinTFC
Credits to Shy Guy
Credits to DJChorusKid

GG, RFCP victory. You mad?

Stay mad.

Reporter

Practice Battle with LGA!

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: Today, RFCP ha a practice battle with their great allies, LGA.

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