The Great Crash of ’23

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–For the first time in the Recon Federation of Club Penguin’s history, the market has crashed.

As the Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP) soldiers were getting ready for bed on February 25th, 2023, a ping came in from the Commander for all to hear, calling a meeting in #summit, which can be seen by all soldiers of the rank of Ice Corporal or higher. 

The Commander’s message was straightforward, yet filled with the stark reality of the situation:.

This event has come to be known as The Great Crash of ’23.

The reasonings for the crash are suspect. As no screenshots of a random doomsday drawing accompanied this announcement, the blog remains unsure of whether this crash was a protocoled case of bad luck, or whether is was induced by a recent series of chastising commentary on how the army has been treating Commander Prior Bumble‘s wallet. Since he owns the economy, he does have final say on when and how these crashes take place.

Either way, this is the first instance in RFCP history the market has crashed, merely weeks after the following quote was stated in the blog, “Soldiers React to Price Increase for Nitro in RFCP

Much to the banker’s (Commissar HamsterLoverL) dismay, this crash would require manually adjusting all the bank accounts in the army.

An accurate portrayal of the bank (and Hamster’s spreadsheet) after the crash.

As of last night, however, (March 4), Commander Prior himself stepped in to aid her and implemented the effects of the crash in every bank account. According to his calculations, only twelve active accounts survived the crash with funds above zero!

I called upon a few members for their opinions on this devastating financial news that the Commander shared:

“Well, it was only a matter of time before this happened, but we cannot dwell on the past, but what we can do in the future” – F.M Djchoruskid

“Prior really does do a lot for the server, and even with the crash of the market, there are plenty of things that are good about the RFCP that don’t involve that cash money 💰 💵 💶 💴. 1000 BB is a lot, yes, but just experiencing RFCP naturally will (probably) earn that all back in no time!”- Colonel RandomPlayer10

“I could see maybe doing $100BBs, but that’s ten times that amount. It doesn’t really affect me, but I can see how others would be upset by it.”- General Microhamster

What are your thoughts on the recent market crash? Let us know in the comments!


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