A Valentine’s Dinner By RFCP’s Own Chef

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA– On St. Valentine’s Day, the two most powerful people in the army sat down on Ukahala for a candlelit dinner hosted and served by the resident chef of Recon Federation of Club Penguin. 

Earlier this week, a new event appeared in the feed, unlike any seen recently: A dinner date between Commander Prior Bumble and Commissar HamsterLoverL, set to take place on February 14, 2023, at 10:00 p.m. Eastern–Valentine’s Day! They opened this event to all soldiers to witness and requested others fulfill roles and make this moment…momentous. Below is the snazzy attire they donned for the occasion:


As the two met in the Pizza Parlor for their romantic dinner, the doors opened with one final member of the night joining them, Field Marshal Djchoruskid, the unique holder of the @Chef role in the server.


I, Chef Dj, treated the Commander and Commissar to a five-course meal comprised of many dishes I have encountered in my culinary journey through college, including a couple I have cooked myself! I used the best words to describe each dish in detail, isolating key components of the dish, like the charred peppers in the soup, to allow them to fully enjoy it all.

Editor’s Note: We literally love when chefs say the word “reduction.”

There was even some entertainment included in the night’s schedule, only for a minute until the main course was finished, of course.

Not Boyz 2 Boyz, sorry.

The full menu they enjoyed consisted of:

  1. Smoked Salmon Bites (a favorite of the Commander)
  2. Roasted Tomato Soup with a garlic rosemary focaccia breadstick
  3. Chicken Curry Salad with chipotle mayonnaise
  4. Lamb Persillade
  5. And a final touch of Cheesecake (fan favorite of the Commissar), but not before I brought a nice bottle of bourbon for Prior and two glasses. I then vanished behind the counter only to reappear with apple juice for Ham, to accommodate personal preferences!  (Editor’s Note: The bourbon was a bit too strong for my taste, but Prior fittingly tends to like stronger drinks!)

Here are two of the actual dishes from the menu that Chef DJ had created in real life!

I then left a copy of their check in #news for them. Prior tipped the chef AND waiter (oh wait, same person) very generously with BB in #bank-of-rfcp

Prior looped his arm in Ham’s and they strolled out promising to leave glowing reviews on Yelp.

And thus ended a wonderful Valentine’s Day date, until I had to let Ham and Prior know to check the reporter server to edit this blog, and was prepared for the worst entering the Commander’s igloo…

(talking like parents when a (djchorus)kid gets up in the middle of the night)

Kidding. They were just having an office hours meeting, but I had to joke about it 🙂

Happy Valentines Day to all our beloved soldiers!

How did YOU all spend Valentine’s Day? Let us know in the comments!


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