Coolj, M.M., M.V., Promoted to 2ic

Posted on July 30, 2020 by priorbumble1

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA: Longtime veteran of the RFCP, coolj, M.M., M.V., becomes Commissar, 2ic, after Commissar Opino3 returns to 3ic.

RFCP soldiers gathered in #rfcp-summit, the army’s private council channel, and waited with breaths held as Commander Prior told them to await a huge announcement.

The army congratulated their old General on ascending to the coveted position of 2ic, which, in RFCP, can only be held by one person at a time, following the tradition of the People’s Republic Army (PRA).

It wasn’t long until jokes circulated calling coolj “Coolmissar.”

This change of position happened after Opino3, former Commander and now former Commissar, requested a return to being Red Baron (3ic, the EU equivalent of General) alongside Red Baron Jamie_Perhaps. Reasons for Opino’s request included a desire to focus solely on building the EU (something that deeply motivate him), increased in-real-life commitments at summer camp, and wanting to give other devoted officers the opportunity, since being 2ic cannot be shared.

“Opino3 is not going anywhere, and we are thrilled to have him serving as Red Baron again,” said Commander Prior.

“Let us see how high I can get the Air Force flying before the sun melts the wax in our wings,” said Red Baron Opino, quoting from “Icarus.”

Opino said he is willing to reclaim the rank of Commissar if it is ever needed.

Meet Commissar Coolj

*Each Commissar is permitted to choose their own hat. Commissar Coolj has revealed his selection for the blog.*

Commissar Coolj, M.M., M.V., is the fourth soldier to ever become 2ic. He enlisted in the army on August 25th, 2019, and served in the Peninsula Wars, the Whack-A-Mole War, the War of No Return, the Admin War, the Brutusian War, World War 8, the Campaign of Rectification, the War of Second Coming, the Civil War, and the War of Higher Calling. He currently serves as the head of Ghost Recon Raid Division, where he is called the Phantom, and he is also a Priortorian Guard. Commissar Coolj earned his Medal of Valor by running for Admin of CPW, and his Medal of Merit for unparalleled loyalty, ferocity, and maturity in service to the army. Only three people other than Prior hold this medal, the most prestigious honor the RFCP can bestow. Lastly, Commissar Coolj is a nominee for RFCP Legend at the Summer 2020 Feddies. He is excited for his next chapter in RFCP.