NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–The RFCP Times-Dispatch wishes everyone a happy Memorial Day weekend! Recap, puzzles, and memes inside!
Weekly Recap
The Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP) was hella cool as usual this week. Meme Monday slapped, just after everyone cringed because the kids no longer say slapped or cringed.
Gotta love those Prior is old memes.
On Tuesday–heyoo! The army finally met its goal for Counting Bot Day. Together, soldiers reached 199 and participants reaped their $10 BB reward.
On Wednesday, the army played Truth or Dare, which included Conquistador Don daring Commander Prior Bumble to draw “a realistic hand.” Turns out he’s not half bad:
Thursday, RFCP observed the regular recruitment activities. We enlisted a handful of new recruits as we steadily climb towards 200 enlisted.
What the hell did we do on Friday?
On Saturday, we had a HUGE raffle win–the $600 BB pot went to a NEW RECRUIT, Agent Cosmo5, who bought tickets at the last minute. What an entrance!
It was definitely a fly week in the Federation.
This Week in History
- May 28, 2020–The army published a fascinating blog about times RFCP has appeared in people’s nighttime dreams.
Soldier of the Week
N/A
Classifieds
| Purchaser | Advertisement |
| Prior Bumble | Uncle Cena supports big government. |
Puzzles
Connect the dots! Click to enlarge.
Comics
What did YOU think of the new connect the dots puzzle? Do YOU think “slapped” is still in? Let us know in the comments!
Filed under: Uncategorized
Leave a Reply