What Does ChatGPT Have to Say About RFCP?

Posted on April 6, 2023 by priorbumble1

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA–Just how much does the smartest new search engine know about our army?

We’ll begin by catching your interest with the following statement:

The information pieces contained here are declassified Priortorian Guard files.

On March 30, 2023, Commander Prior Bumble, whom the Priortorian Guard swears to protect, issued an order to what he’s often hinted is his favorite division. He so moved that the Guard investigate the sensational new artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, and its knowledge of the Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP). The mission anticipated a second phase, which included strategizing solutions should the search engine turn up inaccurate or defamatory descriptions. This would be carried out under the guidance of Gen. Sillabye, who recently unretired to become the new Head of the Priortorian Guard.

Thankfully, that second phase did not need execution.

Former Head of the Priortorian Guard, the Honorably Retired Joshafter, heeded this command and completed the searches (many thanks to him). None contained objectionable results–except, of course, the sporadic factual errors committed by the artificial intelligence. See Chat GPT’s answers to RFCP prompts below, with commentary!

All in all a positive description, and impressive that it knew we go by an acronym (RFCP), which we did not feed it in the prompt. It makes vague assumptions that sound like college-level bullshitting (“…members can communicate and coordinate their activities outside of the game.” What does that even mean?). 2018 is inaccurate, but it’s close to 2019. And, of course, we love that it identifies our founder by name.

This is pretty damn accurate, if not a little surface-level.

ChatGPT seemed to be nearing the end of its data pool with our last questions.

It obviously doesn’t speak Penguin Latin.

Or know history that actually matters.

But it can improve its answers over time. Maybe you should try teaching it! That means you need to know our history thoroughly first (RFCP-U semester when?)

Oh, and by the way…