The chain reactions continue to detonate. As more armies mobilize, leaders retreat to their strategy rooms to consult maps, motives, and surprise moves. The enemy, RPF, produced this graph for the current war situation:
A few revisions might be necessary: PZF attacking PIC, Aliens briefly attacking RPF and then declaring neutrality, and OMA pledging allegiance to our side but not making any moves.
In all cases, PIC is being anally fucked with no retaliations.
Today and yesterday, RFCP fought in two more battles of WW8.
Our battleships deployed on Thursday morning to meet RPF at Chaos’ AUSIA invasion of Marshmallow (CPR), which RFCP still claims possession of. The RFCP Navy maxed 18 at 8:00 a.m., our strongest AUSIA showing on record.
Then, we served at the Defense of Alpine, maxing 33.
The “black cloud of death,” a blob of usernames forming a thick knot in the center of the room upon arrival of troops, has become a staple of WW8.
Like last time, the fighting overflowed into other rooms, with RPF’s reserve militia in the cove.
WOK fought PZF in the pool.
Soldiers of the RFCP following the #orders channel witnessed Prior steadily lose his chill after RPF made boundary-crossing remarks in this clash. The RFCP Commander retaliated with edgier and edgier tactics calling out RPF’s abuse of power in the community and corrupt “moral police” brutality.
Following the battle, RPF 1ic Ulti and the rebel leader for this battle, Hephaestus, offered a formal apology for their distasteful tactics that set Prior off. Prior accepted, with regards, and said,
“Now fight me like men, or I’ll teach you how.”
Additionally, RFCP announced three invasions of LGA in rebuttal of their new 1ic, Karma, being a:
https://captiongenerator.com/1807472/Dino-reacts-to-RFCP
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Watch that now or be demoted.
This event is to be called Bloody Sunday. RFCP also scheduled this 8:00 p.m. Saturday invasion of ACP with an invasion of PIC.
The army closed off the night with a World War speech, maxing 14. Prior, who sustained a bullet at today’s battle, limped onto stage in uniform, clutching his famous EPF laptop. He updated the soldiers on the war efforts, on the historic weight of these times, and shouted with passion, “WE STAND!”
The following veterans have joined the Recon Federation officially:
Cena, who made it in retirement a full 4 weeks more than Prior did, thanks to 8Ball
PyxelPranav, who will become the co-leader of the RFCP Navy (AUSIA) as Admiral. Uncle Prior loves you, dude.
Rosefarri, former co-leader of PGFFDICK (Cuddle Kittens), whose original criticism of RFCP’s use of Latin prompted the birth of Penguin Latin.
Welcome to the greatest army in the community. Erat ipso sacra.
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