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Cult Penguin: RFCP Does Cult Stuff

Hey all you cool cats and kittens. As you know, due to the singular authoritarian leadership of Commander Prior Bumble and the subsequent affection that follows, RFCP has been accused of being a cult. Naturally, the army responded by ramping up its cult activity tenfold.

Recently, Papa Prior even began having his soldiers call him Bhagavan, which means “god” in Sanskrit.

…Mhmm.

But ritual ceremonies are not complete without cult weddings. Tonight, at 10:00 p.m. EST, Prior Bumble took several wives: Pixie, Roman, Sha, Leeuigi, and Coolj.

Before they could drag him to the honeymoon suite, he ran away to Corporal Drewls’ igloo for sanctuary. This enraged the wives. So Prior escaped once more, into the wilds of Club Penguin island, and said the first wife to find him wins first dibs at Bhagavan Prior.

His hiding place was excellent.

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