RFCP Declares War with LGA

Its first war in history, RFCP entered into official war with the Lime Green Army.

The war will be known as the War of Smoke and Sour. The reason for this name is because Prior declared the war while in the Great Smoky Mountains, and the enemy, the Limes, are sour indeed.

Much anticipation surrounded this war in the New Viking Alliance.

While RFCP is strong, this war could not happen without our brothers.

“… Part of strategy is negotiating strong relationships, especially as a new and small army like RFCP,” Prior said in the CPA Battle Room channel.

Three battles were scheduled at once against LGA:

Monday July 8th, Fog, 10:00 PM EST

Thursday, July 11th, Northern Lights, 10:00 PM EST

Friday, July 12th, White House, 10:00 PM EST

LGA scheduled a counter-attack Monday, July 8th, 2:30 PM EST, of RFCP’S capital, Beanie, following its last failure on Saturday, July 7th, to take the capital:

The First Defense of Beanie

Saturday’s invasion was pushed back by RFCP and the NVA in overwhelming numbers and can be viewed below. Prior, although he attempted to negotiate with three of the LGA leaders to reschedule, could not attend the defense and thus RFCP’s forces were led by General Sha and EGCP leader, Cookky2.

The battle henceforth known as the First Defense of Beanie

Promotional video made by Colonel Cabin for the First Defense of Beanie

The Second Defense of Beanie

Unfortunately, on Monday, the capital fell to LGA’s invasion in the battle known as the Second Defense of Beanie. Prior commanded this battle, and negotiated strong formations and tactics. He planned for hours, hand-drawing the war plans, and reasserted his relationships with the other great leaders of the NVA. The RFCP outperformed the LGA, moving around more often, having more noise, and using more creative tactics (of course, LGA would disagree), and fell only due to having less men. Prior was weary, but pressed on for the battle that would happen later that night.

Transcript of Prior’s Battle Speech:

IT IS TIME FOR THE BATTLE SPEECH

SOLDIERS OF RFCP

PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE BEST TRATMENT

FOR WAR

FOR TRAUMA

FOR HARDSHIP

IS

TO

RETURN

TO

THE

FRONT

LINES

RETURN NOW! RETURN! WHERE! YOU! BE-! LONG! LET’S GO!

The battle
RFCP makes the Nike “Just Do it” symbol in the first room
RFCP forms a beautiful V for Victory in the next room of the battle, the iceberg (erat ipso sacra!)
The last room of the battle

Although it was a loss, esteemed leaders from the NVA praised the RFCP’S performance under Prior’s command:

Battle of Fog Docks

The next and third battle in the War of Smoke and Sour was the Battle of Fog Docks. This battle earned its name for the successful execution of the Federation Formation at the docks as RFCP invaded Fog. Again, Prior led with ferocity. Again, RFCP only retreated due to lack of numbers, as its performance was vicious. Prior sweat bullets in the battle room arguing for RFCP, but the admins ruled that the surplus of LGA penguins (they had us by 5 users) outweighed our excellence in formations and tactics. RFCP adapted with viper-like speed. When LGA took the perimeter, Prior ordered scrambling and joke-spamming the center ground. When LGA made diagonal lines, we crossed it to make and X. When they made an X, we severed it with a +.

A gorgeously executed F for Federation made by RFCP troops, defiling the LGA’s own formation.
Notice LGA profanities…
And LGA’s homophobia

The rooms were: Stadium, Docks, then Iceberg.

Transcript of Prior’s Battle Speech:

IT IS TIME FOR THE BATTLE SPEECH

GUESS WHO JOINS LGA LINES TONIGHT? THE INFAMOUS XING

SHOW THEM WHAT YOU STAND FOR

SHOW THEM WHAT YOU STAND AGAINST

WE HAVE A NEW CAPITAL TONIGHT

FOG!

RFCP! RFCP! RFCP!

As the speech says, the infamous Xing, recently banned, donned LGA uniform at this battle before being kicked by Memmaw.

Commander Prior Bumble took the loss hard that night, and was not seen on Discord until the next morning.

The war rages on and will continue with two more battles at the latter end of the week.

Other News

  1. RFCP makes the Top Ten Army List for the third week in a row!

2. Many of our soldiers have been promoted. See the ranks page for new updates.

3. RFCP held a fun practice battle with Mopia

Prior shook hands with his dear friend and ally, Sage, the leader of the Mopia.

4. RFCP held a recruitment event maxing 7

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