NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA-The Recon Federation of Club Penguin Times-Dispatch is back with the first ever Easter edition of their Sunday newspaper. Read on for all the fun Easter-related puzzles, riddles, and an exclusive holiday interview!

Weekly Recap
The Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP) started off their week on Tuesday, with a funeral event in memory of the original Club Penguin shutdown. The original Club Penguin shut down 4 years ago on March 30th, 2017, forever changing the way Club Penguin Armies operate. On Thursday, the army celebrated April Fool’s Day with an epic prank by the RFCP officers, and an Among Us game on the new Airship map. Friday Night was another “Family Fun Night” for RFCP as they logged on for a Find Four tournament. Tonight, the army is planning on celebrating the Easter holiday together with a family dinner and an Easter egg hunt; for all the details on these events, check out the post in the RFCP server’s #news channel. We hope all of the RFCP soldiers will be able to come out and have an amazing time with our RFCP family!

Puzzles
Jokes and Riddles
Joke #1: What kind of beans can’t you grow in a garden?
Joke #2: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Riddle: If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
Ask Father Prior
Prior Bumble is the father of RFCP, and we got an Easter interview with him!
Q: Do you have any Easter traditions?
Prior: As the younger brother, I always had the benefit of my late older brother hiding eggs for me when we were little. I still pull out from the basement those cheap plastic eggs each year and I can remember exactly which ones he hid for me and where. I guess that’s my favorite tradition now.
Q: What is your favorite thing about the Easter Holiday?
Prior: I like that it comes after a painful season–lent, winter, etc. It represents hope. And hope is a language that any religion or lack thereof can understand.
Meme of the Week
In closing, I would like to add in a prayer (or whatever you do) request for our own Col. Shy Guy, on this holiday of hope and love; and ask that if you read this, that you take a moment out of your day to keep him and his family in your thoughts.
I hope you all have an amazing Easter holiday! Enjoy your time with your loved ones today, whether it be in the server, or in real life. Never forget that we are all one big family in the RFCP, and that you are loved.
What are YOU planning on doing for Easter? Leave us a comment below and let us know!

Answers:
Match Game Answers:
Chocolateyness- 3 Musketeers, Shy Guy- Peeps, CoolJ- Peeps, Dani- Reece’s, Arne- Kinder Chocolate Bars, Eternal Jello- Cadbury Creme Eggs, Voidwalker- chocolate bunnies, Bearz- Starburst Jelly Beans
Jokes and Riddle Answers:
Joke #1- Jelly beans
Joke #2- Bugs Bunny
Riddle- Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs.
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