Know Your Channel: #astronomy

NORTHERN LIGHTS, UKAHALA—A long time ago, in a channel not too far away, RFCP was learning about the galaxy! Read for an exclusive look at one of our user-bought channels with Arne!

Astronomy is the science that analyzes space and what happens there–it’s also Commander Prior’s minor! Astronomers have various jobs like observing planets, galaxies, or stars and giving them wacky names like X Æ A-XII–wait no, that’s Elon Musk.

Space wallpaper | 3840x2160 | #81981

The field of astronomy is incredible and also absolutely horrifying at the same time, but people like the aforementioned Elon Musk, the fine folk at NASA, and our dear Col. Shy Guy are super into it. And that’s dope. So Shy Guy, being the absolute mad lad that he is, bought an entire channel on the 15th of November, 2020 to talk about astronomy facts and to celebrate random astronomic occasions, like the beginning of a new zodiac season or the anniversary of a galactic find.

While the channel was acquired and did well with sufficient funds for some time, it fell into a massive $600 bumble bucks debt (which you can learn more about in this post), and was archived and locked temporarily. Shy Guy had to write some blogs so he could earn more money and unlock the channel. Miraculously, he got the cash needed to retrieve it back from the underworld. It resumed its duties like nothing ever happened to it and remains active to this day. 

You may see Shy Guy explaining random trivia or discoveries about this wacky reality we just happen to inhabit, but things have recently taken a bit of an odd turn. So, there’s this really obscure thing called the alphabet that was just discovered in the channel. You can use it to make words that have meanings so you can communicate with others. I learned about its existence a few days ago and it’s quite literally changed my life. I highly recommend you use it. And it seems it’s starting to make a breakthrough in the server. You can see it in #astronomy. Look at our dear soldiers practicing it!

Wholesome indeed.

Beautiful. Except not everyone was particularly thrilled by this sudden change.

It’s pinned messages are: Shy Guy welcoming us to the channel, a really low quality picture of Saturn from Earth, and the start of Pisces season. Those are quite the interesting bunch.

Lastly, some fun facts and statistics: There are three pages worth of pictures posted in #astronomy (in mobile Discord), some being not astronomy-related like dumb Morshu GIFs, fifty-four pages worth of messages (twenty-three of which were sent by Shy Guy) and three pages worth of planets. 

Anyways, that’s it for today. If you’re interested in learning more about astronomy check out the astronomy channel!  Shy Guy would be happy to share his planetary knowledge with you!

What do YOU think about the Astronomy channel?  What channels would YOU like to see blog posts for?  Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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